czwartek, 28 lipca 2011

system error.

INSTALLING HUSBAND!


A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly for flower 2.2 and jewels 3.1 software, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 made me lose many other valuable programs, which are not compatible with the new system, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and it had many other pre-installed silly programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and Soccer 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 halts to the system, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes it.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it wasn’t available What can I do?

Signed,

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Reply

Dear Madam ,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is a demo package, automatically upgradable to Husband 1.0 as an operating system.

Please try to unhide all files, then search for the file: i_thought_you_loved_me. exe and try to unpack Tears 6.2 which is pre-loaded to the system, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 patch update .
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 for a while

However, remember, multiple copies of such application may cause Husband1.0 to load Silence 2.5 or World Cup 2.1.
Please note that World Cup 2.1 is a very bad program, coded using Shouting Loudly Dot Net.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0. It hijacks the system on the background and eventually seizes control of all your system resources, causing system failure. In that case a complete system Format would be required and you will lose all your valuable files.

In addition, please do not attempt to recover the obsolete Boyfriend 5.0 program because your trial has expired.

In summary, It’s well know that Husband 1.0 is the greatest and most stable program in this platform, despite it has limited memory addressing and lack of hardware resources and doesn’t get new software updates from App Store eventually.



You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

I recommend: Happy Family 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7 which are typically designed for Husband 1.0.

Good Luck Madam!

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